i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
Olly just hanging out and spazzing out.
This is Lew. I made him a tank top out of some old leggings I cut up. Haha
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Tornado Strikes Moore, Oklahoma
An EF-4 tornado struck Moore, Oklahoma today, causing widespread damage across a 20-mile path throughout the Oklahoma City suburb. The tornado has claimed at least 37 lives with many more injured and has left thousands without power.
Our thoughts go out to those who have been affected, and we hope those in the Oklahoma City area stay safe in the upcoming days. You can find more information on how to help the tornado victims here.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
YO I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW I MADE SOME GODDAMN BRAIDED SPAGHETTI BREAD. IT TASTED LIKE JESUS SHOT A SHOTGUN INTO MY MOUTH EXCEPT THE SHOTGUN SHELLS WERE FLAVOR. I ALSO ADDED SOME GARLIC BUTTER SPREAD TO THE DOUGH INSIDE AND THEN PUT IN THE SPAGHETTI. IT WAS LIKE IF SPAGHETTI AND GARLIC BREAD HAD A LOVECHILD THAT WAS BLESSED BY THE GODS.